roflcoptermason:

justxdelirious:

eisforelizabeth:

worldoflexcraft:

stoplurkingmyblog:

sundayrainx:

SCHOOL CONFESSIONS

[x] Talked back to a teacher.
[ ] Been kicked out of a class.
[ ] Worn your pajamas to school.
[x] Had your tooth fall out during school.
[x] Gotten yourself lost in your school.
[x] Broken the dress code in your school.
[x] Completely and utterly failed a test.
[x] Left your class without asking anybody.
[ ] Missed a whole week of school for something stupid.
[x] Thrown up your lunch in school.

HOME LIFE CONFESSIONS
[x] Argue with your parents a lot.
[ ] Argue with your brother[s] a lot.
[x] Argue with your sister[s] a lot.
[ ] Do your own laundry.
[x] Cook dinner once in a while.
[x] Are loud and obnoxious at home.
[x] Wear pajamas when you are not going to go anywhere
[x] You sleep in very long.
[x] All you do is watch television/go on the internet.
[ ] Your parents are divorced.
[ ] Your family makes you cry a lot
[ ] One or both of your grandparents live with you.
[ ] You can’t stand being with your parents.

FRIEND CONFESSIONS
[x] You currently dislike one or more of your friends.
[x] You are jealous of one or more of your friends.
[x] You have known a friend your whole life.
[ ] Your friends are all taller than you.
[x] You have been ditched by a friend.
[x] You have memorized a friends phone number.
[x] You have lost/forgotten a friends phone number.
[ ] You have been to most of your friends houses.

HABIT CONFESSIONS
[ ] You bite your nails.
[ ] You have an odd obsession with knives.
[ ] You cannot sleep with the door closed.
[ ] You cannot sleep with the door open
[x] There is at least one sound you cannot stand.
[ ] You write stories about mad cannibalistic serial killers
[x] You are good at telling lies

LOVE CONFESSIONS
[x] You currently like/love someone.
[ ] You want to kill one of your exs.
[x] You can stay committed for an unusually long time
[ ] You get bored of your crush/bf/gf easily.
[ ] A crush/bf/gf has called you self-centered before.
[ ] Your ex has dumped you for another girl.

PERSONAL OPINION CONFESSIONS

[x] You hate George Bush.
[ ] Abortion is horrible and should be illegal.
[x] Gay marriage is fine by you.
[x] Boys make better friends than girls do.
[ ]x Pink is an ugly color.
[ ] Needles aren’t so horrible.
[x] You have plenty of secrets 

“HAVE YOU EVER” CONFESSIONS
[x] Fallen up the stairs.
[x] Had your shoelaces tied together.
[ ] Had a nail fall off.

[ ] Captured, Manipulated, or Destroyed a soul.
[x] Slapped someone across the face.

[ ] Killed someone.

[ ] Worn something inside out for a whole day

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oh shit...

i fell asleep without doing any of my homework. what a lovely morning to write an essay.

1 day ago |

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danielfaraday:

jaelau:

chiodos:

kittylitter:

NEW The Fold - Every Band In The USA (Miley Cyrus Parody)
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EVERYBODY’S WEARING NEON, LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO CREEP ON

GLAMOUR KILL WON’T SPONSER US, SO ALL TIME LOW WON’T TOUR WITH US

OMG LOL

LMFAO HAHAHAHAHA OMG

LOL GLORIOUS

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thedailywhat:

Lights Out: The Penn Coach Yard chimney, better known as “The Drexel Shaft,” implodes to sound of Imogen Heap’s “Hide and Seek.”

[via.]

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danielfaraday:

recreant:salpeters:echeverria:prettyproblematic:




I hopped off the big red Hogwarts Express
with my scar and no next of kin
Welcome to the land of wizard stress,
Am I gonna fit in?
Got in the boat,
here I am for the first time
Look to the right and see the castle shine
This is all so crazy
Everybody thinks I’m famous
My scar is burning and I’m feelin kinda orphaned
So much pressure and I’m nervous
Thats when the talking hat shouted out, “Gryffindor!”
And I sat down next to Ron
And I sat down next to Ron
And I sat down next to Ron
So I throw my wand up
and conjure a charm,
And Voldemort goes away
Catchin a snitch like yeah
Breakin a rule like yeah
And I got my wand up
I conjure a charm
I know I’m gonna be okay
Yeaaaahhhh
Can the dark arts please go away?
Yeaaaahhhh
Can the dark arts please go away?



perfect.

omfg dying

danielfaraday:

recreant:salpeters:echeverria:prettyproblematic:

I hopped off the big red Hogwarts Express

with my scar and no next of kin

Welcome to the land of wizard stress,

Am I gonna fit in?

Got in the boat,

here I am for the first time

Look to the right and see the castle shine

This is all so crazy

Everybody thinks I’m famous

My scar is burning and I’m feelin kinda orphaned

So much pressure and I’m nervous

Thats when the talking hat shouted out, “Gryffindor!”

And I sat down next to Ron

And I sat down next to Ron

And I sat down next to Ron

So I throw my wand up

and conjure a charm,

And Voldemort goes away

Catchin a snitch like yeah

Breakin a rule like yeah

And I got my wand up

I conjure a charm

I know I’m gonna be okay

Yeaaaahhhh

Can the dark arts please go away?

Yeaaaahhhh

Can the dark arts please go away?

perfect.

omfg dying

Reblogged from danielfaraday 2 days ago |

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